The shepherd lost his favorite book while he was out checking the pasture grass. Three weeks later, a sheep walked up to him carrying the book in its mouth. The shepherd could hardly believe his eyes. He took the lost book out of the sheep's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!" "Not really," said the sheep. "Your name is written inside the cover.
My favorite movie!
A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a sheep sitting next to him. "Are you a sheep?" asked the man, surprised.
"Yes." said the sheep.
"What are you doing at the movies?" asked the man.